Okay kids, here is the deal. I am wrapped up in Busy Grown Up Stuff involving My Future and Potential International Travel so I am going to give my brain a break and do something fairly easy: a blogging challenge. Wherein I write a post of ambiguous length every day for thirty days to entertain you all. Won’t this be fun?
Today’s Topic: My Favorite Junk Food
In no particular order, my stomach is attracted to the following:
- Bugles
- popcorn
- Lay’s Ruffles
- Pringles
- corn chips and salsa
- pretzels
- cashews
- ice cream in a cup (a la Dairy Queen Blizzard and Culver’s Concrete)
- my mom’s cookies
- Girl Scout cookies
- those tiny choco-chip cookies you get at Roundy’s stores that are made with corporate greed and crack
- pita chips
- my goodness, PITA CHIPS
- MEDITERRANEAN HERB PITA CHIPS
- PITA CHIPS TAKE THE CROWN
- THE GATEWAY TO MY HEART IS PITA CHIPS
- IF YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE AND GIVE ME PITA CHIPS
- I WILL STILL FLING THEM INTO YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE
- THEN I WILL DEVOUR THE LEFTOVERS AS YOU GO BLIND BY MEDITERRANEAN HERBS AND PITA CRUMBS
- I guess trail mix is okay too
Now You! What is your snack food kryptonite?
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